Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that engineers and scientists can 
never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people. 

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on 
the following two postulates: 

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power, or Knowledge =Power  

Postulate 2: Time is Money, or Time =Money  

As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time  

Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have:  

Knowledge = Work / Money  

Solving for Money, we get:  

Money = Work / Knowledge  

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the 
amount of Work done.  

Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make.