This is funny! Must sing along when you read the words.

>>> > >>                 >>YESTERDAY
>>> > >>                 >>
>>> > >>                 >>Yesterday,
>>> > >>                 >>All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
>>> > >>                 >>Now my database has gone away.
>>> > >>                 >>Oh I believe in yesterday.
>>> > >>                 >>
>>> > >>                 >>Suddenly,
>>> > >>                 >>There's not half the files there used to be,
>>> > >>                 >>And there's a milestone hanging over me
>>> > >>                 >>The system crashed so suddenly.
>>> > >>                 >>I pushed something wrong
>>> > >>                 >>What it was I could not say.
>>> > >>                 >>Now all my data's gone and I long for
>>> >                     yesterday-ay-ay-ay.
>>> > >>                 >>
>>> > >>                 >>Yesterday,
>>> > >>                 >>The need for back-ups seemed so far away.
>>> > >>                 >>I knew my data was all here to stay,
>>> > >>                 >>Now I believe in yesterday.
>>> > >>                 >>------------------------------------------
>>> > >>                 >>
>>> > >>                 >>LET IT BE
>>> > >>                 >>
>>> > >>                 >>When I find my code in tons of trouble,
>>> > >>                 >>Friends and colleagues come to me,
>>> > >>                 >>speaking words of wisdom: Write in C.
>>> > >>                 >>As the deadline fast approaches,
>>> > >>                 >>And bugs are all that I can see,
>>> > >>                 >>Somewhere, someone whispers: Write in C.
>>> > >>                 >>
>>> > >>                 >>Write in C, Write in C,
>>> > >>                 >>Write in C, oh, Write in C.
>>> > >>                 >>LOGO's dead and buried,
>>> > >>                 >>Write in C.
>>> > >>                 >>
>>> > >>                 >>I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
>>> > >>                 >>For science it worked flawlessly.
>>> > >>                 >>Try using it for graphics!
>>> > >>                 >>Write in C.
>>> > >>                 >>
>>> > >>                 >>If you've just spent nearly 30 hours,
>>> > >>                 >>Debugging some assembly,
>>> > >>                 >>Soon you will be glad to Write in C.
>>> > >>                 >>
>>> > >>                 >>Write in C, Write in C,
>>> > >>                 >>Write in C, yeah, Write in C.
>>> > >>                 >>BASIC's not the answer.
>>> > >>                 >>Write in C.
>>> > >>                 >>Write in C, Write in C
>>> > >>                 >>Write in C, oh, Write in C.
>>> > >>                 >>Pascal won't quite cut it.
>>> > >>                 >>Write in C.
>>> > >>                 >>
>>> > >>                 >>---------------------------------------
>>> > >>                 >>
>>> > >>                 >>IMAGINE
>>> > >>                 >>
>>> > >>                 >>Imagine there's no Windows,
>>> > >>                 >>It's easy if you try.
>>> > >>                 >>No fattal errors or new bugs
>>> > >>                 >>To kill your hard drives.
>>> > >>                 >>
>>> > >>                 >>Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
>>> > >>                 >>Leaving us in peace!
>>> > >>                 >>Imagine neverending hard disks,
>>> > >>                 >>It isn't hard to do.
>>> > >>                 >>Nothing to del or wipe off
>>> > >>                 >>And no floppy too
>>> > >>                 >>
>>> > >>                 >>Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
>>> > >>                 >>Sharing all his money.
>>> > >>                 >>You may say I'm a hacker,
>>> > >>                 >>But I'm not the only one.
>>> > >>                 >>I hope someday you'll join us
>>> > >>                 >>And your games will fit in RAM
>>> > >>                 >>
>>> > >>                 >>Imagine 1-Giga RAM
>>> > >>                 >>wonder if you can.
>>> > >>                 >>No need for left-shifts or setups
>>> > >>                 >>And no booting again and again.
>>> > >>                 >>
>>> > >>                 >>Imagine all the systems
>>> > >>                 >>Working all life-time!
>>> > >>                 >>You may say I'm a hacker,
>>> > >>                 >>But I'm not the only one.
>>> > >>                 >>Maybe someday I'll be a cracker
>>> > >>                 >>And then I'll make Windows run.